“His current legal team consists of a Florida insurance lawyer who’s never had a federal case, a former host at far-right One America News and a past general counsel for a parking garage company,” he mentioned.
That left Colbert with one want.
“Please, Lord, I don’t ask for much,” he mentioned, his palms in prayer. “But please let this go to trial.”
Then, Colbert envisioned what such a continuing would possibly appear like.
“Objection, your honor!” he mentioned. “The prosecution forgot to get their charges validated at the Jamba Juice!”
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