“Late Show” host Stephen Colbert returned from his break and noticed the bizarre a part of former President Donald Trump’s sudden authorized victory.
Trump’s crew went to court docket to attempt to sluggish the Justice Division’s investigation into the categorized paperwork that have been present in his Mar-a-Lago house and requested a decide to nominate a “special master” to evaluate the paperwork.
“I gotta say: ‘special master,’” Colbert stated, and simply try his physique language:
“Actually sounds kinda kinky,” Colbert stated, then deepened his voice: “You will address me as the special master, and you will submit your motion to dismiss no later than 3 p.m. Friday. Now beg for my gavel.”
Colbert bought “kinda kinky” once more later within the phase when he blasted Trump defenders who claimed that among the folders marked categorized have been truly empty ― and insisted that meant it was no massive deal.
“How true,” Colbert sarcastically agreed. “Much in the same way finding condoms in your wife’s purse is upsetting, but finding empty condom wrappers in your wife’s purse is fine.”
See extra in his Tuesday night time monologue: